Stress-test portfolios against GLP-1 economic tsunamis.
Markets and investors fail to price in the massive downstream economic disruptions from widespread GLP-1 weight-loss drug adoption across airlines, food, insurance, and labor sectors.
Upload your portfolio and simulate GLP-1 adoption shocks across sectors. Get probability-weighted P&L impacts and hedge recommendations. Hedge funds quantify hidden risks in seconds.
Equity analysts, hedge fund managers, and executives in food, airlines, insurance, and pharma-adjacent sectors overlooking GLP-1 spillovers
Monte Carlo simulations tuned to GLP-1 trial data and sector elasticities.
professional
CSV or broker API import for stocks/ETFs.
Run 1000+ scenarios on revenue/earnings hits.
Visualize exposure by sector and holding.
AI-recommended shorts/puts based on simulations.
Downloadable 12-24mo forecasts.
Vary adoption rates and see portfolio delta.
Vs S&P, sector indices.
Run multiple portfolios.
User-uploaded assumptions.
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/api/portfoliosUpload and save portfolio
/api/simulations/runExecute GLP-1 shock simulation
/api/simulationsList user simulations
/api/hedgesGet hedge recs for portfolio
5 sims/mo
Team access
| Month | Users | Conversion | MRR | ARR |
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| Month 1 | 80 | 2% | $40 | $480 |
| Month 6 | 600 | 5% | $750 | $9,000 |
Simulate GLP-1 shocks and find hedges in minutes.
Target hedge fund Twitter accounts tweeting GLP-1; offer free sims on their public portfolios. Join Discord finance servers for beta. Cold email from 13F filings.
General market stress
No GLP-1 specifics
Tailored simulations
Fast algos
Macro only, no micro disruptions
GLP-1 focus
User portfolio data aggregates for better hedge ML models.
15% adult adoption threshold crossed; portfolios unhedged.
Compute-intensive sims
Edge functions + caching
Funds build in-house
Speed + ease demo
Success: 5 want MVP access
Success: 80% report actionable
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